(Source: albertstark, via wakingdreamm)

sandandglass:

Jon Stewart tries to get Hillary Clinton to say she’s running for president.

usmc-freedom-aint-free:

How do they get out of their cubicles though without climbing over every divider? 

usmc-freedom-aint-free:

How do they get out of their cubicles though without climbing over every divider? 

(via penguinated)

gayobamafanfiction:

swoleginger:

awaiting-my-escape:

cultureshift:

ceevee5:

blvcknvy:

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

Life. There’s always a way to make it work.

This woman runs PARLIAMENT with a baby in her lap and she’s CLEARLY doing an outstanding job because she’s still there being a total boss two years later, baby still in her lap.

"A baby will destroy your career-"

Really

Are you sure?

Because I’m pretty sure that Licia Ronzulli would laugh at that declaration.

This is so awesome and makes me happy!!! but why is the baby suddenly blonde in the last photo??

white children are dark magic

(via wakingdreamm)

nebachanezar:

The real plot line of 30 Rock.

(Source: cassiejuly, via sansmerci)

martinfreeman:

measure your life in sherlock hiatuses, where do you wanna be by the time the next series airs

(via iamheathen)

(Source: 5fifth.tumblr.com , via wakingdreamm)

trolltina:

me as a parent

(via wakingdreamm)

ayas-laboratory:

do u ever just hum a song and then it randomly turns into another song with a similar tune and ur like “no wait”

(via penguinated)

huntersonahotelbed:

oh my fucking god

so i’m reading this harry potter fic

and every now and then there are words like “arseented” and “marseaging” and “arseistance” and i was trying to figure out what the hell is going on

finally i got to the word “parse” and figured it out

they’re american so after they wrote it they did a find and replace to change every “ass” to “arse”

i can’t stop laughing omg

(via penguinated)

There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity.

(Source: blomskvist, via medleypond)

mysharona1987:

Some of the funniest book dedications ever.

(via englishmajorhumor)

(Source: artdetective, via gilmoregirlsunf)

(Source: zoewashburne, via iamheathen)

Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.

Plus it’s always fun to see Tom faint.

(Source: totalparksandrec, via iamheathen)