This is like a round of cards against humanity
Don’t, for one minute, think that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties.
- my dad when my mom said we weren’t having pizza (via pemsylvania)
really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills
You want to take the easy way out with the surgery because you’re scared. You’re scared because if you try and fail, there’s only you to blame.